Totally stuck on java!! Getting so confused!!!!

Help!! Im totally stuck on basic programming, just can't seem to get it into my head. Ive got to complete some work for friday but really don't now how im going to do it!! I know its dead simple and will only take 10 mins to someone whos knows what there doing but i just can't. I don't think this stuff is meant for girls!!! Even willig to pay if someone can help me out!!

Hope you can help me!!
Thanx
Tasha

What do you need help with?

Gee, Tasha, only the really, really sexy girls get help from Java nerds. The sexier you are, the faster you get help. Because, after all, it's all about sex, isn't it?

Here are some good resources for learning Java. Have fun.

The Java™ Tutorial - A practical guide for programmers
The Java™ Tutorial - Trail: Learning the Java Language
Java Programming Notes - Fred Swartz
How To Think Like A Computer Scientist
Introduction to Computer Science using Java
The Java Developers Almanac 1.4

Object-Oriented Programming Concepts
Object-oriented language basics
Don't Fear the OOP

Books:
The Java Programming Language - 4th Edition
Head First Java, by Bert Bates and Kathy Sierra
Thinking in Java (Free online), by Bruce Eckel
Core Java, by Cay Horstmann and Gary Cornell
Effective Java, by Joshua Bloch

yawmark wrote:Gee, Tasha, only the really, really sexy girls get help from Java nerds. The sexier you are, the faster you get help. Because, after all, it's all about sex, isn't it?

you gonna scare her away geez....

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you gonna scare her away geez....

Oh yeah; maybe you're right. We wouldn't want the sexy girl to get frightened away. We must do the best we can to retain the company of any sexy girl that graces us with her presence. We know sexy girls get all the help Java nerds can offer. Heck, we're happy to do her work for her, just because she's a sexy girl. That's how it works, right?

Oh, gee, I just noticed: It's Friday! I sure hope the sexy girl isn't late for her assignment!

yawmark wrote:

you gonna scare her away geez....

Oh yeah; maybe you're right. We wouldn't want the sexy girl to get frightened away. We must do the best we can to retain the company of any sexy girl that graces us with her presence. We know sexy girls get all the help Java nerds can offer. Heck, we're happy to do her work for her, just because she's a sexy girl. That's how it works, right?

Oh, gee, I just noticed: It's Friday! I sure hope the sexy girl isn't late for her assignment!

Thanks, now she's really gone now, and i had my hopes up......btw, on fridays, hot chicks are partying all day unlike some nerds *cough*yawmark*cough*

GeeksUnite wrote:
Oh, gee, I just noticed: It's Friday! I sure hope the sexy girl isn't late for her assignment!

Thanks, now she's really gone now, and i had my hopes up......btw, on fridays, hot chicks are partying all day unlike some nerds *cough*yawmark*cough*
I wonder if she's using that name for a reason?

*unknownterra wonders if the sexy girl is a Nintendo fanatic*

unknownterra wrote:

GeeksUnite wrote:
Oh, gee, I just noticed: It's Friday! I sure hope the sexy girl isn't late for her assignment!

Thanks, now she's really gone now, and i had my hopes up......btw, on fridays, hot chicks are partying all day unlike some nerds *cough*yawmark*cough*

I wonder if she's using that name for a reason?

*unknownterra wonders if the sexy girl is a Nintendo fanatic*
or shes probably 64 years old, which is probably the case.....now yawmark, i'll let you have her

thats how good of a person i am.

GeeksUnite wrote:or shes probably 64 years old, which is probably the case.....now yawmark, i'll let you have her thats how good of a person i am.

Oh, aren't you just a nice guy?